Gay Book Burning!
MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA -- Republican Alabama lawmaker Gerald Allen says homosexuality is an unacceptable lifestyle and under his bill public school libraries could no longer buy new copies of plays or books by gay authors, or about gay characters.
"I don't look at it as censorship," says hayseed/State Representative Gerald Allen. "I look at it as protecting the hearts and souls and minds of our children." From men who put other men's wieners in their mouths!!! Oh, and write books too. Like "In Cold Blood," "The Glass Menagerie," "A Passage to India," and other horseshit.
Books by any gay author would have to go: Walt Whitman, Oscar Wilde, James Baldwin, Carson McCullers, Tennessee Williams, Rita Mae Brown, Quentin Crisp, Truman Capote, May Sarton, Noel Coward, Alice Walker, and Gore Vidal, etc.
Allen originally even wanted to ban some Shakespeare, believed by many to be one of the greatest authors of all time. After criticism, he narrowed his bill to exempt the classics, although he still can't define what a classic is because the last book Allen probably read included artifical bunny fur for the sole purpose of patting. Also exempted now are Alabama's public and college libraries.
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